Did you know that the loneliest creature on Earth is probably a whale who has been swimming the Pacific ocean for at least 12 years, and singing out in the hope of finding a mate.
Scientists report that every whale has a unique song, unlike that of any other whale – so different that while it’s been calling for companionship for over a decade.....
....it has never received a response.
Maybe there's a prostitute whale it can hook up with.
Maybe there's a promiscuous dolphin in the area.
Maybe it could pleasure itself. if it's fins were long enough.