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Posted on: May 21, 2010 10:57 am
Edited on: May 21, 2010 3:02 pm
 

5/21 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

To make up for not posting this last week I will make all winning captions worth 2 points this week.

And just so everybody knows, this might be the last month of me doing this, at least for a while. I'm starting to get pretty busy at work again (thankfully), I am the head coach of my son's baseball team and the season just started for us, my daughter is starting to play T-Ball this year and I am the coach of that also, I have my Monday/Wednesday duties of Joe's regular blog. So there is alot going on in my life right now even without this blog. We'll see how it plays out. I'll still do my "Random Thoughts" blog from time to time and I'll still take care of my 1/2 duties with Joe but this blog might have to be sacrificed. I apologize in advance for all the tears streaming down your faces right now.

Anyways, here goes and don't forget about theme and challenge points!!

Challenge Point: Best theme begging me to keep this blog alive

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NHL Conference Finals

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Ballpark Roadtrip: Sun Life Stadium

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Ballpark Roadtrip: Sun Life Stadium

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May scoreboard

1) River_Rat - 3
1) Buccingator- 3
2) D2Moo - 2

Previous winners:

River_Rat (November '09, December '09, January '10, April '10)
BuccinGator (February '10 - after a re-count, we were unable to determine a true champion. So we just gave it to Buc out of pity)
D2Moo (March '10)
Posted on: May 5, 2010 11:32 am
Edited on: May 5, 2010 11:35 am
 

5/5 - Completely random and unexplained thoughts

Did you know that in Florida, it's illegal to put livestock on a school bus?

Well, how are they supposed to get to school?

I certainly can't drive them. I have to get to work.

And I live to far from school for them to walk. Plus they would just stop to eat grass along the way and be tardy again. Then they would have to stay after school in detention and nobody wants that.

Plus, they still need to be milked from time to time. And milking them in a classroom is not an easy chore for anybody.

Don't cows deserve an education like everybody else?

Stupid Florida.
Posted on: March 16, 2010 9:26 am
Edited on: March 16, 2010 9:28 am
 

3/16 - Completely random and unexplained thoughts

Did you know that there is a law in Florida that states....

"If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle."

What?

You mean I can't ride my elephant to work and park him for free?

That's it. I'm never moving to Florida.

Me and my elephant will stay in Wisconsin where he's respected.

Stupid Florida.

Posted on: January 8, 2010 10:11 am
Edited on: January 8, 2010 12:42 pm
 

1/8/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest

The 1st Lazy Joe caption contest of the new decade is here and ready for dismantling. Sorry that this is later than I like to post this but I had to shovel 8 more inches of that white crap off my driveway this morning and I was late for work. I know Joe, boo hoo, right. Well, I wish I was you and the only decision that I had to make in the morning was what flavor margherita batch to mix up in my Magic Bullet. Well, Joe, enjoy your extra sleep this morning as somebody else is doing your job.....again. Anyways, go to it people and don't forget about the Challenge Point!!

Challenge Point: Best theme talking like an infomercial

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January scoreboard:

no points yet

November champ: River_Rat
December champ: River_Rat
 
 
 
 
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