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Tag:River_Rat
Posted on: April 20, 2010 10:20 am
Edited on: April 20, 2010 12:06 pm
 

4/20 - Completely random and unexplained thoughts

Did you know that in Indiana it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette?

All right.

What if he chose to smoke them on his own accord? Would that still be illegal?

And since he doesn't wear pants and doesn't have a pocket to hold a wallet or I.D., can I buy him the cigarettes as long as I tell him he needs to make the choice to smoke them?

Everybody's got there vice that needs to be fulfilled. 

River_Rat and Hoosier Mick live in Indiana. I wonder if they have a smoking monkey?

Hmmmm.....
Posted on: February 26, 2010 9:21 am
Edited on: February 26, 2010 9:24 am
 

2/26 - Lazy Joe's 'Ratopp' contest, final round

Well, here it is boys....the last round in the contest only known as Ratopp. After today, River_Rat will be releived from his duties as judge. He did a good job by adding the "twist" with the 2nd place finishers. But it makes me wonder, what about the 3rd place finishers? Shouldn't they get like a 1/4 point? I know you need more to do RR, just thought I'd throw that out there. Anyways, the contest is up and ready for dismantlung. Maybe Buc can win this one since Joe's was stolen from him. Don't forget about the theme and challenge points!!

Challenge Point: Best theme about our departing judge River_Rat in Dr. Suess format

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February Scoreboard

BuccinGator 12
D2Moo 11
Kmvenne 7
Hoosier Mick 7
Skinsinsk 6.5
wetookthebait 4.5
Shuless Joe 3
Chants Fan 3
River_Rat 3
Ktopp24 2.5
Mister Peabody 2.5
Coctopus 2
v-man89 2
Magiciandbird 1


Posted on: February 5, 2010 9:01 am
Edited on: February 6, 2010 12:06 am
 

2/5/10 - Lazy Joe's Caption Contest..Ratopp style

Ok, here it is boys (and girls as the case may be), the 1st edition of the Lazy Joe Caption Contest, Ratopp style. River_Rat has graciously volunteered to do the judging for me this month. So he will not be eligible for points throuighout February. I guess it's just his way of saying that he is better than all of us because he's won this 3 times already. So no matter who wins this month he will still be 2 championships ahead of that person......(maybe I didn't think this through all the way...hmmmm). Oh well, too late!!! Don't forget about the theme point and the challenge point!!

Challenge Point: Best theme talking like the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket

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February Scoreboard:

No scores yet

November winner: River_Rat
December winner: River_Rat
January winner: River_Rat
Posted on: December 11, 2009 9:32 am
Edited on: December 11, 2009 9:35 am
 

12/11/09 - Lazy Joe's Friday Caption Contest

OK boys and girls....and Joe, here is this weeks Friday Caption Contest. Put captions to these pictures and I'll pick the winners later tonight. Don't forget about the challenge point!!!

Challenge Point: Best theme about River_Rat

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December scoreboard:

1) River_Rat - 2
1) Mister Peabody - 2
2) Hookem070806 - 1
2) PheasentPlucker - 1
2) BuccinGator - 1

November champ: River_Rat
 
 
 
 
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