Posted on: March 24, 2010 10:40 am
Edited on: March 24, 2010 10:44 am

3/24 - Completely random and unexplained thoughts

Did you know that in Arizona it is illegal for donkeys to sleep in bathtubs?

Well, where else am I supposed to put my ass?

I really don't want my ass sleeping in my bed.

And I certainly can't have my ass sleeping in my kids beds. 

The garage is too dirty for my ass. Outside just doesn't seem right for my ass either.

My ass is comfortable in a bathtub. I gave my ass a pillow and blanket, set up an alarm clock so my ass can get up for his circus job on time, and I hooked my ass up with a TV and DVD player so my ass can watch a movie if he wants to. 

Don't worry about my ass Arizona. My ass is fine.  
Posted on: February 21, 2010 5:52 pm
Edited on: February 21, 2010 5:54 pm

Completely random and unexplained thoughts....

Did you know that China is the country that has the highest population of donkeys?

It's true, they have over 11 million asses.

That's wicked cool.
Posted on: February 19, 2010 9:26 am
Edited on: February 19, 2010 9:27 am
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